CHURCH SHENANIGANS 3
Everyone loves a funny road sign, and churches, in particular, sometimes have a way of handing out unexpected laughs to passers-by. Nowadays churches need to advertise as much as any other business to get the feet coming and what better way than a good marketing strategy! At the same time, they are getting the Good Word out about God. (Stewart signs provided these.)
1. Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.
2. Don’t give up! Moses was once a basket case.
3. God recycles. He made you from dust.
4. Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.
5. Jesus is God’s selfie.
6. Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.
7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.
8. Need a lifeguard? He walks on water.
9. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.
10. When you throw mud, you lose ground.
11. Call 911; our pastor is on fire!
12. If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence.
13. Visitors welcomed. Members expected.
14. Lord, help us be the people our dogs think we are.
15. The struggle is real but so is God.
16. Looking for the perfect gift? Find Him here.
17. You have one new friend request from: Jesus.
18. When gratitude becomes your default setting, life changes.
19. Less hate, more pancakes.
20. Don’t make me come down there. – God
21. How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!
22. Adam and Eve: The first people to read the Apple terms and conditions.
23. Trust in God, but lock your car.
24. Church parking only. Violators will be baptized.
25. Jesus will love the Hell out of you.
26. Your name may be on a bottle of Coke, but is it in the Book of Life?
27. I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
28. God loves you whether you like it or not.
29. Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible!
30. Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.