{"id":969,"date":"2020-11-16T03:41:53","date_gmt":"2020-11-16T01:41:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/?p=969"},"modified":"2020-11-16T03:41:53","modified_gmt":"2020-11-16T01:41:53","slug":"church-shenanigans-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/regulars\/church-shenanigans-3\/","title":{"rendered":"CHURCH SHENANIGANS 3"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Everyone loves a funny road sign, and churches, in particular, sometimes have a way of handing out unexpected laughs to passers-by. Nowadays churches need to advertise as much as any other business to get the feet coming and what better way than a good marketing strategy! At the same time, they are getting the Good Word out about God. (Stewart signs provided these.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery aligncenter columns-3 is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\"><ul class=\"blocks-gallery-grid\"><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"338\" height=\"290\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"971\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/?attachment_id=971\" class=\"wp-image-971\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg 338w, https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture-300x257.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 338px) 100vw, 338px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"291\" height=\"228\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture1.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"972\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture1.jpg\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/?attachment_id=972\" class=\"wp-image-972\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"268\" height=\"166\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture2.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"973\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture2.jpg\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/?attachment_id=973\" class=\"wp-image-973\"\/><\/figure><\/li><li class=\"blocks-gallery-item\"><figure><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"449\" height=\"317\" src=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture3.jpg\" alt=\"\" data-id=\"974\" data-full-url=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture3.jpg\" data-link=\"http:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/?attachment_id=974\" class=\"wp-image-974\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture3.jpg 449w, https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture3-300x212.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 449px) 100vw, 449px\" \/><\/figure><\/li><\/ul><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>1. Tweet others as you would like to be tweeted.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>2. Don&#8217;t give up! Moses was once a basket case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>3. God recycles. He made you from dust.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4. Always remember that Hell is really un-cool.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>5. Jesus is God&#8217;s selfie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6. Honk if you love Jesus. Text and drive if you want to meet him.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>7. God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>8. Need a lifeguard? He walks on water.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>9. The best vitamin for a believer is B1.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>10. When you throw mud, you lose ground.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>11. Call 911; our pastor is on fire!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>12. If you are more fortunate than others, build a longer table, not a taller fence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>13. Visitors welcomed. Members expected.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>14. Lord, help us be the people our dogs think we are.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>15. The struggle is real but so is God.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>16. Looking for the perfect gift? Find Him here.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>17. You have one new friend request from: Jesus.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>18. When gratitude becomes your default setting, life changes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>19. Less hate, more pancakes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>20. Don&#8217;t make me come down there. \u2013 God<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>21. How do we make Holy Water? We boil the Hell out of it!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>22. Adam and Eve: The first people to read the Apple terms and conditions.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>23. Trust in God, but lock your car.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>24. Church parking only. Violators will be baptized.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>25. Jesus will love the Hell out of you.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>26. Your name may be on a bottle of Coke, but is it in the Book of Life?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>27. I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>28. God loves you whether you like it or not.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>29. Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>30. Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone loves a funny road sign, and churches, in particular, sometimes have a way of<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":971,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-969","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-regulars"],"featured_image_urls":{"full":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"thumbnail":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture-150x150.jpg",150,150,true],"medium":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture-300x257.jpg",300,257,true],"medium_large":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"large":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"1536x1536":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"2048x2048":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"magazine-7-slider-full":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"magazine-7-slider-center":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"magazine-7-featured":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"magazine-7-medium":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false],"magazine-7-medium-square":["https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/11\/Capture.jpg",338,290,false]},"author_info":{"info":["Rene van Zyl"]},"category_info":"<a href=\"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/category\/regulars\/\" rel=\"category tag\">Regulars<\/a>","tag_info":"Regulars","comment_count":"0","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=969"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":975,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/969\/revisions\/975"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/971"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=969"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=969"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thelife.digital\/tl\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=969"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}